I don't know if this is a new invention or not. But my domestic assistant has come up with what is a new drink to us; the Alcosmoothie.
Essentially its a pure fruit smoothie, chilled, with Vodka. Something happens to the vodka when mixed with all that natural goodness. Rather than being a hard liquor, it becomes an ambrosian ichor of crystalline daftness, and I dare say, yummyness. They go down smoother than a freshly showered ladyboy; without any of the bitter aftertaste.
And when you wake up. You are predetoxed.
Alcosmoothies, I salute you!
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